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So I've been very hesitant about divulging any details about New Job in fear of being fired over something I say. But honestly, its not that kind of place and anything I have to say about it, they would probably agree so here goes:

Three things that annoy me about New Job

People who kiss up to boss' children:
I'm talking like 5-7 year olds who still believe in "times tables" and don't know the difference between their left and right shoes. People trip all over themselves trying to make them smile and laugh and ostentatiously remember their names. They can't give you that 12% raise you want. They can't even sign off on the Neil Young CD you're trying to expense, so give it up.

Clever Community Emails:
Its not funny when your one of the office darlings and everything you say is accepted as hilarious and you decide to poke fun at the Partners via agency email. You know what would be funny? If you got fired or suspended for wasting our time with that garbage. It doesn't enrich my life. it doesn't make me laugh. in fact it just reminds me of how much free time you have and how you could probably print out your own google maps.

People who kiss up to boss' pets:
This annoys me above all else because I don't like animals to begin with (unless they are on the end of my fork) so treating one with extra care and respect on account of it belonging to a Boss makes me wanna puke.


That's it for now. But I'm sure there are more on the way.