Luckily I befriended the parking lot attendant and after months of exchanging pleasantries he started to let me park for free. He's my dad's age and has a very strong dad vibe so I never take this gesture to mean anything but, "hey, you're probably poor, let me help you." Others who have heard me talk about this situation beg to differ.
Today I got dressed, put my $6 in my pocket (never one to be presumptuous) changed clothes after deciding I didn't like my outfit and then ran out the door. When i arrived at the lot I realized that my $6 were in my blazer....on my bed...in my room. I had decided to wear a coat instead of a blazer at the last minute. I figured I'd hit up my homie and all would be well. Except homie wasn't there. At this point it was too late to go to an ATM without being late to work.
I had no choice but to park my car, get on the train and hope I didn't get towed. When I got back to my car in the evening I was very pleased that my car was still where I had left it. And no ticket! Once in my car I noticed a small note on my windshield.
Translated it says, "Hi Dollface. It pleases me to say "hello" even if it isn't in person. Hope you are well. Antonio"
Friendly Father Figure or Creep. Please discuss.
7 comments:
I was leaning towards fatherly figure, but is "dollface" normal?
Hmm, that doesn't sound too creepy, but it's almost there, an arms reach away... I guess the really creepy part is that he knew which car was yours.
goddamn blogger erased my first comment. anyway, the note doesn't sound THAT creepy. the creepy part is he knew which of the grey honda civics was yours.
A little bit of Column A, a little bit of Column B.
ewwwwwww! "MUNEQUITA"!!!
Hahahahahaha.
I like the term "dollface". But definitely not in that context.
- kt
he wants to get to be the mysterious meat inside my banh mi.
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